Large Hadron Collider rap

Alright, it's not rap, it's more like song sung in regular speech. But the lyrical content is spot-on:

"LHCB sees where
the antimatter's gone
ALICE looks at collisions
of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They're looking for whatever
new particles they can find
The LHC accelerates
the protons and the lead
and the things that it discovers
will rock you in the head"

And this article does a bang-up job of filling in any holes.